I got MAIL!!
Yeah, I couldn't believe it! My owner came home and she laughed that I had mail. Well I'd never had mail before so I figured it would be junk mail or something. But no, it was from cafepress.com! Did I know about cafepress?? Hm, the name was familiar but I couldn't place it. And what was all this stuff inside?
Oh wow, SKEEZIX BUTTONS!! I tried one on and found out why Skeezix wears a shirt - it doesn't hurt nearly as much to wear a button!!